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  Introduction Imagine waking up to a world that feels somehow hollow, as if the universe hit "shuffle" on your memories and now everything is just a little bit off-key. There's a strange kind of ache in your chest, nothing sharp, just the quiet hum of something missing. You wander through your day like a sleepwalker until you come across a note scrawled in your own barely-legible handwriting: "Don't meet Clementine. Clementine? Sounds like either a quirky, free-spirited artist or a particularly aggressive fruit. You have no idea who she is—or why your subconscious has issued such a dramatic warning—but let's be honest, nothing tempts you like a "Do Not." So naturally, you meet her. And it's. electric. She's a whirlwind in Converse sneakers, a bolt of energy wrapped in a Technicolor haze of chaos and charm. She speaks in riddles, laughs at jokes you didn't know were funny, and somehow knows the exact shade of blue your soul wishes it cou...

Introduction Imagine this: you’re Chris, a laid-back photographer, gearing up for what should be a simple weekend—meeting your girlfriend Rose’s parents for the first time. Sure, it’s a little nerve-wracking, but Rose reassures you over and over: “They’re super progressive. My dad would’ve voted for Obama a third time if he could!” You figure, worst case, it’ll be a weekend of awkward small talk, dad jokes, and maybe one too many attempts to prove how woke they are. What could possibly go wrong? Well, from the moment you step into their pristine, picture-perfect suburban home, things get... weird . Rose’s dad is too friendly, like he’s reading from a script titled “How to Make Your Daughter’s Black Boyfriend Feel Comfortable (but Failing Miserably).” The housekeeper has this unsettling, robotic smile plastered on her face, and the groundskeeper? Let’s just say he’s sprinting around the lawn at night like he’s training for the Creepy Olympics. You try to brush it off as rich-people ec...